UR SO GAY!

I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf

While jacking off listening to Mozart

You bitch and moan about LA

Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway

You don’t eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You’re so indie rock it’s almost an art !!
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like
No you don’t even like boys !

You’re so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal !

You’re so skinny you should really Super Size the deal

Secretly you’re so amused

That nobody understands you

I’m so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head ♥
I’m so angry cause you’d rather MySpace instead
I can’t believe I fell in love ♥ with someone that wears more makeup than…

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys...

You walk around like you’re oh so debonair
You pull ‘em down and there’s really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me!

You’re so gay and you don’t even like boys
No you don’t even like…

....PENIS!!

[Katy Perry ♥]